’nuff said
Mother’s Day May 14, 2007
Yes, my 3 year old came up with the idea herself. What was the gift you ask? Well, here it is. A blender and smoothie maker all in one. It’s really the best. Did I mention that smoothies are one of Teagan’s favorite things. How is it that when your little you can get away with buying a gift for your parent that’s also a gift for you. Here’s one of my favorite smoothie recipes.
Strawberry + Banana Smoothie
1 cup of OJ
1/2 cup low fat vanilla yogurt
1 cup of frozen strawberries
1 banana
blend and enjoy!!!
Not for the unfashionable May 14, 2007
Here it is ladies— Netflix gone girlie. The convenience of ordering from home, quick delivery, ability to change your mind on a whim and so much more. High end fashion in an envelope. I think that this is genius. A great idea for the fashionista!
lady business April 30, 2007
I know— two posts in one day, are you getting moist?
I am.
Which brings me to my next topic of discussion. Slang words. Most slang words were created so that we can talk about ‘certain subjects’ so that we don’t offend peoples virgin ears (LT). Probably because they’re naughty! Check out this and let me know your vote! I’ll give you a hint: its all about that place, the one that’s about 18 inches below her lovely lady lumps and around the corner from her hump.
Mom said I should pierce my nipples! April 30, 2007
Yes, I realize that it’s been a while since my last post and I have to admit it I missed blogging. Something about it just clears my head. Anyway… I told my mom that I was going to get my nose pierced— she was horrrified and repulsed. She responded by asking “Can’t you just get your nipples pierced instead?” What the hell kind of response is that? Once again, mom’s concerned only about appearences. Her mentality: If I can’t see it, it’s not really there.
So kids, the lesson learned is that it’s okay to pierce or tattoo anything that can’t be seen.
Mom said so!
I’m planning to get my nose pierced on Wednesday!
In need of a haircut? April 17, 2007
Today I was reminded of an 80’s invention called the Flowbee (probably because I am long overdue for a haircut). Flowbee, the vacuum and a haircutting tool all in one. Who invented that? I know that the inventor is probably a millionaire by now, but really… did someone just get to close to the vacuum cleaner one day and get inspired? What’s worse is that a friend of mine said that they know someone who actually uses this contraption. Its mind boggling— someone actually uses this— owns this? Well you can too just click here and learn how
Answers from a gay man April 12, 2007
Well today one of my earlier blogged questions was answered. “The question was in gay sex, the boy kind, is someone always the top and the other always the bottom? It seems that in most heterosexual couples one person is always being penetrated, but since gay men have the option of who gets penetrated, do they take advantage of this opportunity?”
Yes! The answer is yes. Not all men take advantage of this but the ones that do have a common interest in dominating the situation at times. Stay tuned maybe they’ll be more answers to my questions.
Half-Drunk+Blogging about American Idol April 10, 2007
Two and a half glasses of wine later and not only am I not concerned about my writing skills but American idol actually sounds a bit better. Well kind of. So Kevin and I are sitting here on the sofa critiquing American Idol like the two old guys from the Muppets and once you get past the hooker red lipstick the performances were surprising… In my opinion Blake was by far the best performance of the night followed by Chris and Jordin. And Sanjaya DIDN’T crap the bed this week. All of them sounded a bit karaoke but what do you want none of them are Latino.
Perfection and Approval April 9, 2007
Now I can pretend that I don’t seek either, especially from my family but that would be a lie. I’d like to think that these things don’t matter but it’s ingrained in me. It’s been on my mind a lot recently. For years now I’ve been pondering with the idea of a nose piercing but recently I came to the realization that I’ve been dragging my feet because I’m concerned with what my family will say. I mean you should have heard the ranting and raving over my very tame, conch piercing. Lets just say my mom, aunt and brother are very opinionated when it comes to things that don’t fit into their preconceived idea of who they want me to be. I hear the “well she’s the artist of the family” phrase a lot. It’s amazing how quickly they’ll judge what they don’t understand and that they don’t want to understand. I mean at my age and with a family of my own, why on earth would I care? What kind of example am I setting for my own child if I can’t be myself— I mean why is it bad to veer from the straight and narrow? I’m not perfect and never will be— especially, in their eyes. I’ve reached the point where I’m done explaining myself and I’m just ready to be myself.
So bring on the piercing and eventually the tattoo.
